Conspicuous luggage tag & Warm tips before boarding

When you go to the airport, strap a conspicuous luggage tag to your suitcase. Don’t drag it. Please push alongside yourself, the other hand playing with the phone whether you are constantly open screen lock screen. And you’re going to walk briskly with a straight face and a straight face, and act like I’m the emperor. I don’t know why, but everyone else does. And the heart can be excited but do not look flustered. 

When going through security, put the suitcase on the machine belt, and then put all the things in the pocket into the basket, no matter what the security officer has questions about, just say “Throw it away!”

When waiting for the plane, take out a book whether you are reading or not, don’t leave the book with your eyes, and turn a page in three minutes. Or open your laptop, whether you’re playing minesweeper or spider, you have to be tapping. And every now and then close your eyes and wonder if you should sign up for a project worth tens of billions of dollars.

Boarding time

Don’t look at the stewardess on the plane, passing by the counter to pick up a newspaper, you don’t need to see clearly took what newspaper, anyway, you have to make you must grasp the national policy of the world situation. Then, without a word, you walk into the cabin and find a seat, pretending that you know everything about the plane.

On the plane, find a seat immediately sits down and fastens the seat belt, and then put on the headset back of the chair with fingers crossed on the lower abdomen closed eyes, remember not to look around do not look left and right! The whole journey certainly can’t see stewardess, I also don’t know why, anyway don’t see!

When the plane takes off, do not look out of the window, no matter how curious you are, do not look out of the window, don’t take pictures, at this time you should be impatient to look at the direction of the aisle, and took out the phone to look at it, indicating that you have experienced countless times to take off, everything is under your control.

When sending meal in stewardess, grab before stewardess open the mouth, “trouble 100 years old mountain adds two pieces of mint, add 0.5 grams of iodized salt again, shake 3 times clockwise, wait for 3 minutes. The staple food wants beef hamburger, beef eight mature, thanks!” Then you continue to close your eyes.

When you get off the plane

Take your time, rub your eyes with your hands, stretch, whether you’re asleep or not. Wait for the person on the airplane to walk almost, again get up, past stewardess time wave one hand, don’t care stewardess have to see, don’t need to leave behind a cloud only need to stay handsome!

When you take your luggage, you just need to play with your mobile phone in a distant place and wait. When you see your conspicuous luggage tag, you can take it off gracefully and leave the airport with a handsome back.

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